Okay so everyone knows that I dress like a bum 4...5 days a week. Pretty much. 6 days some weeks, get off my back.
Anyways, by not worrying about my own wardrobe choices I have found the time to evaluate what other's pieces of clothing are saying about them. For Example:
Jeans are not casual. They are an effort.
Scarves can either say "I'm trying to look cute today" or they can say "It's freezing balls outside."
Tights are a classy addition to any outfit. If you're going out and you throw on some tights or pantyhose, you go from skanky to classy. No one has ever said "I'm trying to get in that girls's tights tonight!"
Joke t-shirts say "I'm a fat guy with a terrible sense of humor." Usually.
Crocs still SCREAM "I'm never gettin' any."
Hats say something along the lines of "I haven't washed my hair this week" or even, "I'm balding but shhh."
Pretty much anything I wear says either "I'm super comfy." or "I like this outfit." So I guess just go with your gut. But remember. Don't wear crocs.
This might be the worst blog I've written yet. It's dead week. I promise I'll do better.
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