Reasons guys freak me out.

Disclaimer: I'm totally generalizing here. Not all guys do these things, but they still freak me out.

1. They think it's okay to wear pajama pants in public. Uh, never.
2. They speak in weird languages. Like they use words from COD and only speak when quoting Workaholics. Okay, fine, I love workaholics though.
3. They somehow do WHATEVER THEY WANT and still seem to accomplish things. Like I feel like I am multitasking 100000% of the time and still always have something to do and they just like sleep and play video games and like....scheme and shit. What?
4. The have two smells: edible, and dirty. Like it's either "that guy smells absolutely delicious" or "oh wow, he ACTUALLY smells like BO and dirt mixed together."
5. They either never tell you anything, or they tell you everything. It's not like a sometimes thing. It's on a person-to-person basis. 
6. They think that I'm grateful when they cook and then leave.  Like, I love food. But I think I actually hate dishes more, honestly. I'd rather starve. Why do you think I didn't just cook it myself?
7. They are just genetically bigger than me. I'm instinctively intimidated by masses that are larger than me. It's science.
8. Some of them are MIND-BLOWINGLY unintelligent. Girls are too, but I'm more likely to tell a guy I think he's a dumbass because it's hard being a girl and shit happens.
9. They will never understand girls. And that's a fact, Jack. But it still freaks me out. You want me to commit my life and womb to someone who just doesn't get me as a human? Think again, bro. 
10. I could actually keep going with this list. And you could probably add to it, too.

Just think about THAT. Sweet dreams.