life of a working girl

I had a whole other blog ready to go and be posted, but this one is just too important.

So this semester I started a new job at the gym. I actually love it because I just clean and people watch and read the Daily the whole time. Anyways, There are a few things I seem to notice happening way too often.

1. Girls with big boobs don't understand how to keep them under control. I mean, it is not that hard of a concept. Chances are you've had those puppies for a while, you should really be used to them. Also, you should understand what a gift they are. I mean, mine are on the bigger side of average which I feel thoroughly blessed about, but these girls are like... when they run, I dont know how they dont get hit in the face with their own chest. If you can't buy a decent sports bra, at least wear 2 cheap ones.

2. Guys feel the need to lift way too much weight. If you have to grunt like you're trying to take a shit for the first time in a year when you lift, you need to take some weights off. You really aren't helping yourself at all. No one in the gym wants to hear you sound like you just can't finish it off. Also, you are not a personal trainer. I don't care if that guy said he thought you had huge biceps, that doesn't mean that you need to take him around the gym showing him your routine, the poor guy is too nice to walk away. Also, your biceps aren't much, trust me.

3. Wrestling practice starts around 4:30. Since the wrestling room here is under construction, they do it right in plain view from the mezzanine. between 4:30 and 5:30 you can find me washing windows or cleaning the railing on the track. Because watching wrestling practice while getting paid is like the coolest thing that has ever happened to me.

4. Finally, far too many people get all dolled up to go to the gym. Like seriously, dudes too. You don't need all that hair product and your skin tight clothing to lift weights and look at yourself. You know what, while I'm at it, stop looking at yourself in the mirrors! It's weird. wait til you get home to stare at yourself and flex, you're freaking me out.

This has been an announcement from your friendly neighborhood Rec Services worker :)