Why I Look Like a Scrub 5 days a week

Coco Chanel said that you should always look your best because you may meet your destiny, or something along those lines. Well, screw Coco Chanel because Destiny can accept me for me. Destiny doesn't look at you and be like, oh she's not worth it. However, I've recently found that people I only hang out with on weekends ACTUALLY DON'T RECOGNIZE ME. Like honestly, this face is unforgettable, people. But I will admit that I do not look super gorgeous all of the time. and this is why.

1. I can't actually look normal if I don't do my hair. It's not possible. And doing my hair is a huge waste of time, honestly. It's worth it if I'm planning on hottie hunting but any other day I'd rather take a nap really.
2. If I don't do my hair then wearing cute clothes is a total waste of time because I still look like an idiot. The best you're gonna get, and I mean THE BEST, is jeans. That's it.
3. I personally think I look just fine in sweats. I don't look trashy or anything, I look comfortable. If Asian guys can come to the gym in pajama pants, I can wear yoga pants to class, and nobody gets to say a thing about it.
4. I don't want to give people the wrong impression, I mean I'm not the kind of person to put a ton of effort into what other people think of me. I'd like it if you like me, but if not then you can just leave, and I would neeeever think about it again. Truly. And really people who look like normal people give off the impression that they're super happy with their lives. I don't want people to think that because then they'll try to talk to me about life and I don't want to talk to people about life because people make me mad.

So long story short, I'm fine with looking like a different person on the weekends. It makes me feel good about myself. and so does wearing sweats to class. And I don't care what the weirdos in my classes think about me, I care about not having to constantly fix my bra strap or make sure my butt isn't hanging out.

So I'm going to keep doing it, and Coco Chanel can kiss my sweatpants-covered behind. Lazy babes unite!