I feel like this girl.
Look, I get it. People have sacrificed everything so that I can vote. I wonder if I can still write in Regina George...
I'm not going to get into politics because it's not my style. Instead I'm going to list other people I wish were candidates.
1. Michelle Obama. I'd vote for her.
2. Ellen Degeneres. We would be the FUNNIEST country in the world, hands freakin down.
3. Coach Paul Rhodes. I'd like to be SO PROUD to be an American again.
4. My cousin Anna's little boy Vinny. I can't even imagine what his first act as President would be... feed all the people probably.
5. Jenna Marbles. No need to explain.
6. Jay-Z. I mean yes he is a huge democratic advocate BUT. He obviously knows how to deal with his problems.
7. Tom Brady. I'd watch every single State of the Union address.
8. Kelly Gifford. For those of you who don't know Kelly Gifford, I feel bad.
9. Our dog, Guinness. He's so chill.
10. Elvis. Maybe he'd hook this country up with some sparkle.
Okay I seriously still don't know who I'm voting for but I feel like I have to vote. Otherwise I'll be pissed when we get taken over by China cause we let some ridiculously dumb dude run the country. Merica.
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