How to get through a stressful time, Alexa style.
1. EAT. Obviously you need vitamins and stuff. But we don't want our bodies to go into starvation mode or anything, so let's fatten up just in case. Eat an entire bag of Reese's minis, chips and guac, leftover Applebee's, a strawberry every time you open the fridge, a surprise cupcake(I'm really liking this whole being someone's girlfriend thing... especially when there are cupcakes involved.) Like, have one of everything.
2. CHECK YOUR FACEBOOK AND TWITTER CONSTANTLY. You never know when something new will come up. You know you can't wait to creep on pictures of your cousin's wife's brother's roommate's baby. Ellen DeGeneres might tweet the funniest thing you've seen all week, and you need to be on top of that. Don't blink.
3. MAKE SURE EVERYONE AROUND YOU BELIEVES YOU'RE BEING PRODUCTIVE. Don't let them see your computer screen, EVER, because then they'll get really mad when you keep complaining about how much work you have to get done. And then when they complain to you, you can be like, "I haven't moved from this spot all day, studying/work/whatever is consuming all of my time."
4. RED BULL. The less time you sleep, the more time you have to do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING productive! Don't ever start doing real work until around 11 pm. Ruins all the fun. Right about when you start to think about getting something done, grab a Red Bull. People will think you're exhausted from work, but really everyone should try all the new flavors. I prefer cranberry.
5. CRY. Definitely do that, and complain a lot about how this is so unfair, why do people even do this? School is so stupid, I wish I could be a professional cupcake eater, wahhhh....
6. CRAM AS MUCH PRODUCTIVITY INTO THE LAST MINUTE AS POSSIBLE. Oh, it's 10 pm and you have an 8 am final/deadline/event? Time to start that work now. Better hop to it! But make sure your facebook/twitter/e-mail/pinterest/tumblr/phone/snapchat are open constantly so you can have a terrible excuse to take a break!
Take it easy, and pray for an epic curve. XO, Alexa
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